Saturday, 28 March 2015

A Short Review of the Worlds Main Religions



Christianity: “hitting yourself over the head with a hammer because when you stop it feels so good.”

Judaism:hitting yourself over the head with a hammer because you are one of the chosen ones.”

Islam: “It feels good hitting other people over the head with a hammer.”

Hinduism: “Watching everyone else hitting themselves and others over the head with hammers and finding it amusing.”

Sikhism: “Letting the Guru hit you over the head with a hammer because when he stops it feels so good.”

Confucianism: “Hitting yourself and your family members over the head with a hammer, in a highly refined manner, for the sake of the community.”

Theravada Buddhism: “There is no one to do the hitting, no hammer, no head to hit and everything feels horrible.”

Mahayana Buddhism: “Telling other people that there is no one to do the hitting, no hammer, no head to hit and everything feels horrible.”

Vajrayana Buddhism: “There is no one to do the hitting, no hammer, no head to hit and everything feels fantastic.”

Jainism: “Please stop hurting all the poor hammers!”

Rastafarian: “Let’s make a hammer shaped spliff! “

Taoism: “Hitting yourself over the head with hammer without hitting yourself over the head with a hammer.”


Masonic: “Let’s sell all these stupid people hammers.”

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